Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Old Orange Face was a felon,
Goodness, how he could sin,
He stomped on women, fondled them too,
Then tossed them aside: they were through.
He was a cad,
Did everyone bad.

[Chorus]
A cad is a man who knows the rules,
He knows exactly how to behave.
But he just doesn't want to obey the rules,
He prefers to do things his way.
Doesn't matter if others get hurt
As long as he gets his way.

[Verse 2]
Old Orange Face got himself a name,
Convicted of many crimes, oh, what a shame!
Liar and mean, with a heart like stone,
He'd punish those who dared to moan.
He was a cad, just playing his hand--
Causing trouble across this land.

[Chorus]
A cad is a man who knows the rules,
He knows exactly how to behave.
But he just doesn't want to obey the rules,
He prefers to do things his way.
Doesn't matter if others get hurt
As long as he gets his way.

[Verse 3]
Old Orange Face was filled with spite,
Energized by revenge, day and night.
He'd dance with anger, a villainous waltz,
Punished all those who caused him faults.
He was a cad, stirring storms with glee,
Leaving behind a trail of debris.

[Chorus]
A cad is a man who knows the rules,
He knows exactly how to behave.
But he just doesn't want to obey the rules,
He prefers to do things his way.
Doesn't matter if others get hurt
As long as he gets his way.

[Bridge]
Old Orange Face carried a frown,
Hated all who weren't like his crown.
The poor and the meek, they felt his wrath,
In his twisted, selfish path.
He was a cad, with a sinister grin,
A jester in his own tragic spin.

[Chorus]
A cad is a man who knows the rules,
He knows exactly how to behave.
But he just doesn't want to obey the rules,
He prefers to do things his way.
Doesn't matter if others get hurt
As long as he gets his way.

[Outro]
So raise your voices to Old Orange Face,
Be very clear that this will not do.
Though he danced in darkness, we'll sing the light,
Of how kindness prevails in the heart of the fight.
He was a cad, it's all understood,
We must prevail, and that's for the common good!